Squirrel Ornaments
The Farmer was looking at a catalog the other day. He saw some squirrel ornaments in it, and jestingly told me that’s just what we need.
Yeah, we need squirrel ORNAMENTS all right. Cause gee, it’s not like we ever see a REAL squirrel (said with MUCH sarcasm).
No, just because we see squirrels in the trees every day. . .
Squirrel in tree.
Or just because they are cheeky little devils who don’t mind looking right at you when you’re just a few feet away. . .
Squirrel looking at me.
Or just because they have no qualms whatsoever of jumping on the windowsill and eating the sunflower seeds I put there for the birds. . .
Squirrel eating sunflower seeds on windowsill.
And further, pay absolutely no attention to me no matter how much I bang on the window right beside them. . .
Why, it’s obvious we don’t see enough squirrels. So guess I’d better dig out that catalog and place an order for some squirrel ornaments right away!
