We do things different in the country. If our true love sent us presents for 12 days of Christmas, we wouldn’t have any namby-pamby stuff like 12 Lords a leaping or 3 French hens. No sir. Here’s how WE’d do it:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me. . .

A Parrot in our pantry!
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On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me. . .
Two Loving Llamas!
and a Parrot in our pantry.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me. . .

Three frosty sheep!
two loving llamas,
and a Parrot in our pantry.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me. . .

Four Calling Birds!
three frosty sheep,
two loving llamas,
and a Parrot in our pantry.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me. . .

Five Canning Rings!
four calling birds,
three frosty sheep,
two loving llamas,
and a Parrot in our pantry.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me. . .

Six Hens A Laying!
five canning rings,
four calling birds,
three frosty sheep,
two loving llamas,
and a Parrot in our pantry.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me. . .

Seven Turtles Swimming!
six hens a laying,
five canning rings,
four calling birds,
three frosty sheep,
two loving llamas,
and a Parrot in our pantry.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me. . .

Eight Goats For Milking!
seven turtles swimming,
six hens a laying,
five canning rings,
four calling birds,
three frosty sheep,
two loving llamas,
and a Parrot in our pantry.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me. . .
Nine Peacocks Prancing!
eight goats for milking,
seven turtles swimming,
six hens a laying,
five canning rings,
four calling birds,
three frosty sheep,
two loving llamas,
and a Parrot in our pantry.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me. . .
Ten Roosters Leaping!
nine peacocks prancing,
eight goats for milking,
seven turtles swimming,
six hens a laying,
five canning rings,
four calling birds,
three frosty sheep,
two loving llamas,
and a Parrot in our pantry.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me. . .

Eleven Chicks A Peeping!
ten roosters leaping,
nine peacocks prancing,
eight goats for milking,
seven turtles swimming,
six hens a laying,
five canning rings,
four calling birds,
three frosty sheep,
two loving llamas,
and a Parrot in our pantry.
On the twelveth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me. . .

Twelve Guineas Grazing!
eleven chicks a peeping,
ten roosters leaping,
nine peacocks prancing,
eight goats for milking,
seven turtles swimming,
six hens a laying,
five canning rings,
four calling birds,
three frosty sheep,
two loving llamas,
and a Parrot in our pantry.
And THAT’s how we’d do presents for the 12 days of Christmas, country style.