Having raised guineas for years, it never ceases to amaze me what a bundle of contradictions they are. They can do some pretty smart things, but most of the time they act like they haven’t got a brain in that little bitty head of theirs.
For instance, every night they fly way up in one of the walnut trees to roost, coming to rest on branches 30-40’ off the ground. Yet, during the day they’ll run along side a 4’ fence, up and down, up and down, and can’t figure out how to get to the other side.
However, while they can’t figure out to fly over a little fence, they’re smart enough to use a concept of team mothering. Most of the time around here, a couple of guineas will have side-by-side nests. When the keets hatch, they both take care of them. In fact, quite often their whole sub-group looks after the babies, with three to seven adults looking after one bunch of keets.
Now they can be very good mothers, but they can also be very mean mothers. On one hand if a hawk passes overhead the keets will hide is the grass while the adult guineas go running off in different directions, trying to draw the hawk’s attention away from the babies.
On the other hand, the adults go zipping along all day, and if those little keet legs can’t keep up, too bad. They just get left behind. Seems kind of mean, cause on the average, only half the keets survive and thrive. Yeah, I know, survival of the fittest and all that, but it still seems mean.
Saturday we were surprised to see that although it’s getting colder, a couple of the guineas had 7 or 8 new keets of the little-bitty-no-bigger-than-a-golf-ball variety following them around. Obviously newly hatched, they could barely keep up with Mama Guinea.
They’re standing by black walnuts. See how tiny they are?
(Sorry the picture is fuzzy!)
And following the usual pattern, the next morning they were down to 4 keets. Somewhere along the line, the rest just didn’t keep up. Mean mothers.
All the little keets are trying to get under Mama Guinea!
Then yesterday evening when I went out to do evening chores, I went walking towards the shed only to hear a lot of peep-peep-peeping at my feet. Looking down, I finally located the little keets hiding in the grass. Since I happened to have my camera with me, I thought, “Oh cool! I’ll just get some close-up pictures of these little guys.” Ha! I just thought I was going to get some pictures.
I squatted down close to them and brought my camera up to focus in when all of a sudden….
WHAP!
Something slammed into the top of my bent-over head and knocked me on my butt, leaving a few trails of fire on my forehead and in my hair.
I sat there for a while shaking my head, and finally tumbled to the fact there was Mama Guinea scurrying off with all her little keets. To her way of thinking, I had gotten too close to her babies. She thought she needed to defend her keets from me, and the best way to do that was to slam into me as hard as she could while raking me with those wicked claws of hers.
Dang! Did I mention guineas can be mean mothers? My head still hurts! Guineas may not be very big, but when one slams into the top of your bent-over head, it gets your attention!
You can bet when I went out this morning to do chores I made sure I didn’t get between Mama Guinea and her babies, and all picture taking was done from a distance.
Since I didn’t have sense enough to stay away from those babies last night, I didn’t want Mama Guinea knocking out what little sense might be left in my head this morning!
Cause you know, guineas can be mean mothers.